This is a song I wrote about pop music and misogyny. I never really understood why we tolerate it when people say horrible things about women in pop songs, and then we call those people geniuses and give them awards.
You can download it for free at www.joshuastephens.net.
Here are the words:
Well, you can write songs about corgis or Konami Code
You can write songs that are so shocking and political
You can write songs about the people that you used to know
Me, I’ll write a song about sex
I’ll write about all the girls that I have ever laid
I’ll be overt, over the top, ‘cause sexism is a-okay
I’ll write about all the money that I’ll have when I get paid
For writing a hit song about sex
I’ll demean women and I’ll subtly encourage rape
Use metaphors like milkshakes and similes like shake-weights
I’ll be the pop singer movie starlets all want to date
When I write a hit song about sex
To tell the truth about myself, I’m really not that prude
I just don’t think we should all be so misogynistic like we’re all some bro-dudes
But I’ll compromise for money, ‘cause I’ll have something to sell to you
When I write a hit song about sex.
Check this guy out his tunes are pretty amazing!
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.thank you so much for this comic imp.